it's official: i'm a bus rider

one of my roommate's profile pictures is of a girl looking a bones and when i asked this anthropology major about it, i got:
"idk, she's hot... and she's looking at bones!"
bitch went to harvard for undergrad, who knew?

today i reviewed itty bitty titty committee for ms. believe it or not, that was a life mission of mine.

true or fale: i'm a vegetarian now.
mmmhm. and good thing jess went grocery shopping with me, cause who knew chicken ramen wasn't veggie? pas moi. she kept me on track a couple times, to be honest, i guess the pepperoni on bagel bites counts as "meat" too.

so mon-wed i'm ruining my eyesight at ms. checking facts and killiing the rain forest with mandatory print jobs, and thurs-sun imma be at jaxvegancafe. but this thursday=beach day. and friday night is going to be my introduction to west hollywood. i think imma need to brush up on my pick up lines. i believe the last one i used in earnest was "I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU." i don't think that's really la's style. i think i'll practice my disinterested look and txting.

jackie warner is a misogynist. on tonights ep i believe her line was, "i felt great. i had briana on my arm and i was in a good mood." great, i'm glad that arm candy did it for ya. this being said, i'm still willing to pay $40 for a group work out session on the wood floors that i've watched her beautiful sweat fall onto. my two fellow interns and i are equally obsessed with the blonde mogel, and we're willing to shell out the $$xx for a group session led by ms. jackie warner herself.

listening to: the girls by calvin harris